I have never wanted one of those families where everyone wears glasses. They are always nerds. And to top it off the thing that grosses me out most in the world is the eyeball. My kids can wipe boogers on me, throw up on me or bleed all over the place-that doesn't bother me so much. But ask me to clean their eye or touch their eyeball- it sends shivers up my spine.
So then Ari comes along and she needs glasses. How unlucky is that but I guess Dave's family has lots of kids with glasses-I think to myself.
Then Lily has the same problems as her sister. Oh well at least its just the girls. If I do my family planning right I can avoid girls, glasses and more hair to do all at the same time. We will just have to stick to boys from here out.
Then last week Jacob got a physical and the doctor said he had bad vision on one of his eyes. Sure enough, I got him in this week and he is in need of glasses. So now just me and Tom are the hold outs and maybe that will change when we both go in to get our eyes checked next month.
Meanwhile I must come to terms that I am one of those nerdy families.
I do have to say though that the glasses will only enhance Jacobs cute bookish character.
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